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30 Sales Memes Your Manager Doesn’t Want You to See

Mark Jung

Feb 03, 2021

Sales is a tough job, and some will argue that sales management might be even tougher. Managing a team of salespeople is not unlike herding cats — competitive, charismatic, and energetic cats — not a task for the faint of heart. 

In addition to herding, sales managers need to keep their teams focused, which means eliminating distractions whenever possible. So if you’re a salesperson who’s looking for a few minutes of entertainment in between making calls and updating Salesforce (ugh), here are thirty sales memes (and some extra spicy sales manager memes) to help get you through your day. 

1. Don’t end up like him

2. The paydays feel completely different 

3. Titles might not be that important, but they’re not nothing 

4. What being a salesperson is really like 

From @kitevens Instagram

5. Updating Salesforce can be a pain (Dooly can help with this one) 

6. Believe it or not, introverts can do well in sales

7. Some sales managers can be extremely strict 

8. And prospects can be very demanding

9. If only this was possible

10. The news makes it look easy 

11. Still handsome though…

12. You have to be tenacious

13. The way some people treat salespeople isn’t very nice 

14. Being the newbie is hard!

15. In reality, it’s a team effort!

16. The stress of sales can take its toll

17. The one thing that makes it all worthwhile

18. It’s mostly the lighting 

19. Most people don’t have what it takes to survive in sales

20. We want to root for our coworkers, but sometimes it’s hard 

21. Management likes an accurate forecast 

22. Comp plans are frequently more complicated than they need to be

23. Weekends are nice, but sometimes it can be hard to relax

24. Like we said, sales can definitely take its toll 

25. Prospects can be a bit difficult at times 

26. Sometimes, salespeople make mistakes 

27. Salespeople are under tremendous pressure 

28. Instead of buying, some prospects will just offer a compliment 

29. Sometimes, the people who you thought wouldn’t buy, end up buying!

30. But sometimes, salespeople can reward themselves with a vacation… sort of. 

Bad news: You’ve reached the end of our sales meme museum. 🙁
Good news: You can binge more sales memes here.


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Mark Jung

Head of Marketing

Mark Jung is Dooly’s VP of Marketing. He builds B2B SaaS brands dominate their category by creating new strategic narratives that people rally behind. Mark is a great podcast guest, a stellar Fire Talks show host, and a bona fide leader in the revenue marketing space.

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